I am currently casting for a role of a lifetime. The role is in an impromptu production entitled Life co-starring myself as Brant Gurganus and one other person as herself. The production is currently set on the campus of Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology. The requirements for the position include at least cursory interest in both computing and camping. This role is open only to straight, single females between the ages of 18 and 25. This production has a worldwide audience. No acting experience is necessary. In order to apply for the role, just e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org. Casting ends when the role is filled. All casting decisions are final.
In case it isn’t clear, this is not an actual acting role. It is just a creative method that came to mind to advertise my availability and interest in dating or some other activity with another.